Where Is That Green Grass, Exactly?

A phone conversation with my sister, whose kids are not so young anymore:

Her: It was so nice yesterday! It was the kind of day that made me wish I had young kids of my own to play with outside. Instead I just went for a walk by myself.

Me: Yeah. And I was wishing I could go for a walk by myself.


Perhaps a body swap is in order; just a temporary one, though, since I'm not ready to skip straight ahead to helping a son choose a tux for a prom or waiting to hear about whether another will be granted an interview for the police academy....