Three Signs That I Have, Indeed, Lost My Marbles

1. I took the kids to Target in the middle of a monsoon for such essentials as soap and a birthday card.

2. Solely on my own volition, I bought glitter for a special afternoon art project.

3. As we were getting back into the car, I said to my 21-month-old daughter, who was responding to everything I said with "No!" (it's her job, after all), "Allison, you are being argumentative."

House of Glitter, here we come.